FAQ: Questions Nobody Asked

Is this Andy Burnham’s official campaign site?

No. Absolutely not. This is parody. If you thought otherwise, please step away from the internet.

Is this by-election about Makerfield or Labour leadership politics?

Yes.

Will Andy stay focused on Makerfield?

That depends how heavy the crown feels.

Is this site anti-Labour, pro-Reform, or pro-anyone?

No. It is pro-taking-the-mick.

Can I quote this site as news?

No. That would be like using a pub argument as a peer-reviewed paper.